What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 03:56

Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
The Man with the Golden Gun
What misfortune led to an important discovery?
Octopussy
Goldfinger
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
A View to a Kill
What’s the saddest thing you’ve seen at your job?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Live and Let Die
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Why, after a divorce, would one still want to ruin the other one’s life?
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Dr No
-”She is very sexyful!”
-All the bad guys are black.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
The Living Daylights & Rambo III